top of page
Writer's pictureDEAN NELSON (he/him) CRDE, LLD

CAMP VACAYA: Glamp, Glow, and Go!

Unleash your inner glam at Camp VACAYA at the Hard Rock Vallarta, Mexico: All-inclusive fun for LGBTQ travellers

Camp VACAYA sexy camp councillors

🌈 CALLING ALL GLAMAZONS, THRILL-SEEKERS, AND CAMPY KIDS AT HEART! 🌈

Do you hear that? It’s the sound of fabulousness knocking—and honey, you’d better swerve into action! Vacaya’s iconic Halloween and Day of the Dead Mexico LGBTQ vacation is BACK for 2025, and it’s about to make your inner child AND inner diva scream with joy.


Mark those calendars and start packing your most over-the-top resort wear: October 26 - November 2, 2025, the legendary Hard Rock Vallarta transforms into CAMP VACAYA, the gay glamping extravaganza of your wildest dreams!


This isn’t just a vacation—it’s a glorious, glitter-soaked experience where luxury meets nostalgia and camp gets a makeover so fierce Michelle Visage herself would gag. Bunkhouse rooms are vanishing faster than your self-control at an open bar, so snatch yours NOW before someone else does! 🌈✨ Click here to set up a consultation or to book today.



💫 WHAT’S INCLUDED? EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK, DARLING! 💫

  • 💛 Seven Nights of Fabulous Accommodations

  • 🍽️ Endless Eats: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks—all served daily and guilt-free

  • 🥃 Bottoms Up: Unlimited house alcoholic AND non-alcoholic beverages—cheers, babes!

  • 🏊️ Three Sparkling Pools: Including the clothing-optional pool where you can let it ALL hang out…literally

  • 24-Hour Room Service: Midnight cravings? Sorted.

  • 🤶 All-Star Entertainment: Sassy shows, pool gaymes, and the kind of parties you’ll definitely need a nap after

  • 💥 Red Light District: When the clock strikes 10:30pm, the magic happens…until ish o’clock

  • 🎤 S'mores by the Fire: Because we’re wholesome and ho-ho-horribly naughty

  • 💃 VACAYA’s Infamous Sissy That Walk Competition: Bring your best runway strut—the stakes (and heels) are sky-high!

  • 💖 Halloween and Day of the Dead Extravaganzas: Ghouls, glam, and unforgettable nights under Mexican skies

  • VACAYA ReachOUT Opportunities: Do good while looking fabulous

And that’s just the beginning, henny!


💫 WHY CAMP VACAYA IS EVERYTHING YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED 💫

🌠 Picture it: Crackling beachside campfires, cheeky bunkhouse games, and the ocean breeze on your perfectly contoured face. This is summer camp…reimagined for fabulous grown-ups like you. It’s equal parts wild adventure and pure relaxation—the ultimate chance to be a kid again, but this time with cocktails and Red Light District shenanigans. 🍹

By day, you’ll kayak, paddleboard, sashay to yoga, or simply bask poolside at The Bare Den. By night, it’s a full-blown celebration: nostalgic camp vibes mixed with VACAYA’s signature sparkle. Reconnect with old friends, make new ones you’ll cherish forever, and maybe even discover your camp soulmate under those starlit skies. It’s not just a trip—it’s a moment.

And don’t get us started on the bunkhouses, honey…


🌟 MEET YOUR BUNKHOUSE OPTIONS 🌟

💥 THE BARE DEN (TOWER 1) For those who really want to let loose. With a clothing-optional pool just steps away, these rooms offer the best sun-kissed views—and the cheekiest scenery.

🌈 RAINBOW RIDGE (TOWER 2) Luxury, darling! Home to Rock Star Suites and premium views—this is where glam and comfort come together in perfect harmony.

💖 LOVE LODGE (TOWER 3) Ocean views? Yes, please! Watch the sun dip below the bay—it’s romance, relaxation, and a little slice of paradise.

🌴 THE OUTPOST (TOWER 4) Budget-savvy beauties, this one’s for you! Affordable and fabulous, with tropical garden views that will soothe your soul.


📢 DON’T WAIT, CAMPERS! 📢

This is not the time to procrastinate—VACAYA’s legendary all-inclusive Mexico resort weeks sell out FAST. And why wouldn’t they? It’s the perfect blend of glam, camp, and community for LGBTQ travelers who know how to live their best lives.

Ready to claim your bunk and start living the dream? Grab your spot NOW, because this glamp-tastic getaway waits for no one. Create memories that sparkle brighter than the stars—this is your time to shine!


Your inner child is screaming, and your adult self deserves it. See you at CAMP VACAYA, babes—where the only thing missing is YOU! 🌈✨ Click here to set up a consultation or to book today.

Art work for departuresXdean.com with passport stamps from around the world with the slogan "go beyond the ordinary"

departuresXdean - an independent agent with Personal Travel Mgmt BC Tour registration #2806, TICO #50025786 proud members of the IGLTA and the Ensemble Travel Group.

Where do you want to go? Click here to contact me.


Comentários


bottom of page